09/03/2010 at 21:06:07 - Don't text while you drive. Don't shave while you drive. And definitely don't shave your privates while you drive.

09/03/2010 at 12:53:10 - The superintendent of a rural school district in Montana says he was showing students his black powder muzzleloader gun when he accidentally fired the weapon into a classroom wall during a history le ...

09/03/2010 at 00:07:10 - A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a Kentucky jailer by squirting breast milk at her.

08/03/2010 at 18:39:13 - A Michigan man has been arrested for allegedly performing circumcisions on men without a licence.

06/03/2010 at 00:18:22 - A Korean man has married his dakimaura, a.k.a. a body pillow with a Japanese anime girl drawn on it.

05/03/2010 at 23:26:45 - A nun who was allegedly cured of her Parkinson's disease after writing a former pope's name on a piece of paper has taken ill again, a Polish newspaper reports.

09/03/2010 at 19:54:33 - Now they can have safer sex in the city.

09/03/2010 at 19:05:11 - The rare spirits that went under the gavel at a recent online auction in New Zealand weren't aged brandies or hard-to-find liqueurs.

05/03/2010 at 19:53:07 - A Northern Ontario woman was charged with mischief on Tuesday after police say she wouldn't stop calling 911 to ask them to pick her up some smokes.

05/03/2010 at 19:29:31 - Hundreds of Polish school kids are getting a leg up with free rubber boots as they face months next to a muddy construction site.

05/03/2010 at 12:42:03 - Prosecutors in Washington state have dropped prostitution charges against a bikini barista accused of selling more than coffee at an espresso stand.

Today at 17:21:02 - Scientists are hopeful of finding out more about ancient birds and why they died out after extracting DNA from a huge fossilised elephant bird egg.

Today at 17:21:02 - A state of emergency has been declared in the Spanish region of Catalonia after unusually heavy snow falls hit the region.

Today at 16:21:02 - The Earth really did move during last month's massive Chile quake, which killed hundreds of people and left two million homeless.

Today at 16:21:02 - A woman from Georgia is staking a claim to be the oldest person in the world.

09/03/2010 at 22:21:02 - A skydiver has survived plunging 3,000ft to the ground after a parachute jump went disastrously wrong.

09/03/2010 at 17:21:02 - Restorers in Italy have discovered long lost details in frescos by Giotto on the walls of the Peruzzi Chapel in Florence's Santa Croce church.

Today at 21:38:03 - One can only wonder how cats feel when their owners (if that could ever be anyway) dress them up in kimonos, Napoleon hats, tiaras and black lace!  Those costumes created and sold by Tokyo's Takako Iw ...

Today at 19:01:07 - Corporate entities like McDonald's and Walmart aren't concerned with uniforms because they're a dime a dozen. Japan Airlines (JAL) wishes it could be so fortunate. They're currently dealing with a hum ...

09/03/2010 at 21:15:34 - Weddings are an occasion never to be forgotten, especially when the bride and groom both come from noble origins. Consider, for instance, the New Delhi wedding of Indian parliament member Kadir Rana' ...

09/03/2010 at 18:41:19 - Loud, obnoxious, and naughty children are the bane of many parents' existence. Thankfully for the parents in Japan's Oga Peninsula, Akita Prefecture in northern Honshu, Japan, there is a solution: the ...

08/03/2010 at 23:52:24 - With legs long enough to straddle a Buick, this sea monster plucked from the depths of the Pacific Ocean, measures a staggering ten feet from claw to claw. It currently resides in Britain at the Natio ...

Today at 22:21:06 - The Canadian Press - THERMAL, Calif. - They say crime doesn't pay. For one robber in California, it did - but not much.

Today at 18:09:00 - Reuters - NICOSIA (Reuters) - A court in Cyprus remanded two men in custody Wednesday on suspicion of snatching the corpse of former Cyprus President Tassos Papadopoulos, holding it for ransom for thr ...

Today at 15:31:00 - The Canadian Press - CALGARY - The Calgary Zoo's new male tiger appears to like his new roommate.

Today at 14:14:00 - The Canadian Press - THE HAGUE, Netherlands - Drug smugglerss' fake fruit wasn't enough to deceive Dutch customs officials and get C25 million ($34 million) worth of cocaine into the country.

Today at 12:37:00 - AFP - TSUKUBA, Japan (AFP) - It giggles and wiggles its feet when you shake its rattle, but will get cranky and cry from too much tickling: Meet Yotaro, a Japanese robot programmed to be as fickle as ...

Today at 21:21:09 - funny graphs and charts - Money Through Time

Today at 00:00:01 - funny graphs and charts - Use of to go boxes

09/03/2010 at 21:00:18 - funny graphs and charts - Toyota sudden acceleration incidents

09/03/2010 at 18:00:23 - funny graphs and charts - Chance of Ideas vs. Where They Happen

09/03/2010 at 00:00:15 - funny graphs and charts - Dangers of wearing red vs where you are.

08/03/2010 at 21:00:35 - funny graphs and charts - Things That Came Out of Pandora's Box

08/03/2010 at 18:00:56 - funny graphs and charts - Percentage distribution of times when I think about coffee filters

07/03/2010 at 18:00:36 - funny graphs and charts - Oranges

06/03/2010 at 18:00:18 - funny graphs and charts - Popular Thoughts About Global Climate Change

Today at 19:21:04 - Woman Whose Chef Husband Turned Extra Lactation into Cheese Says It's Totally Safe

Today at 07:21:03 - A Calif. artist has taken an inventive approach to using the bathroom by creating unique urinal sculptures. As KPIX's Mike Sugerman reports, these custom urinals fetch up to $8,000.

Today at 07:21:03 - Man Allegedly Robs Idaho Pharmacy, Then Throws Cash On The Counter Before Leaving

Today at 02:21:03 - Mommy Milk Cheese: NYC Chef Creates Cheese Recipe Using Wife's Breast Milk

Today at 02:21:03 - Woman Who Didn't Know She Was Pregnant Delivers Surprise Baby, Picks Up Other Son From School

Today at 02:21:03 - NYC Pet Shop Owner Claims Buttkiss The Fish Is 43 And Weighs 20 Pounds

Today at 18:17:57 - A wanted criminal evaded police by taking his car off-road, and through the back gardens of houses in a suburb of Kansas City, Missouri.

Today at 17:43:29 - A state of emergency has been declared in the Spanish region of Catalonia after unusually heavy snow falls hit the region.

Today at 16:48:21 - Wrestlers are testing their skills against a new jaw-dropping opponent to find out who's the real Big Daddy.

Today at 16:13:25 - A state of emergency has been declared in the Spanish region of Catalonia after unusually heavy snow falls hit the region.

Today at 15:35:53 - A woman from Georgia is staking a claim to be the oldest person in the world.

Today at 15:01:13 - Toyota's safety record has taken another hammering after police were involved in a dramatic high-speed pursuit of a driver whose car accelerator got stuck at 94mph.

Today at 18:14:46 - A Georgian woman is claiming to be the oldest person in the world. Her birth documents show that she was born on July 8 1880 and will turn 130 this summer.

Today at 17:43:10 - An inventor has signed a multi million pound deal to produce the ultimate boy's toy: a jet pack that can travel at 60mph and stay up in the air for 30 miles.

Today at 17:21:49 - A homeowner has been ordered to 'soundproof' a private tennis court after neighbours complained that grunting players would disrupt their summer garden parties.

Today at 16:53:29 - A man drove his jeep across neighbourhood lawns in Kansas, smashing through fences in an effort to elude police chasing him.

Today at 15:29:58 - Hundreds of villagers have voiced their anger over plans by Gary Neville, the Manchester United footballer, to build a "Teletubby" style eco home in the Lancashire countryside.

Today at 18:09:19 - NICOSIA (Reuters) - A court in Cyprus remanded two men in custody Wednesday on suspicion of snatching the corpse of former Cyprus President Tassos Papadopoulos, holding it for ransom for three months ...

09/03/2010 at 21:50:11 - LUANDA (Reuters) - Wild elephants rampaged through a southern village in Angola last weekend, destroying farms and dozens of houses and prompting most of its 4,000 residents to flee to neighboring Nam ...

09/03/2010 at 21:47:27 - NICOSIA (Reuters) - Cypriot police said Tuesday they had discovered the corpse of former president Tassos Papadopoulos, three months after it was snatched from its grave in a crime that shocked the Me ...

08/03/2010 at 22:28:13 - OTTAWA (Reuters) - Don't mess with a century-old tradition even if it is sexist, Canadians told the Conservative government this week, forcing Ottawa to scrap plans to make the country's national anth ...

08/03/2010 at 22:24:53 - NEW YORK (Reuters) - Black and Hispanic Americans are more likely than whites and Asians to lose sleep over job and money worries, a sleep survey released on Monday found.

Today at 16:50:17 - Fuelled by leftover chocolate and with components made from carrots, potato starch and flax, the world's first sustainable Formula 3 racing car has a top speed of 135 miles per hour and can go from ...

Today at 16:27:10 - It was only a matter of time before the laws of nature caught up with a Christchurch prisoner.

Today at 03:19:00 - A 32-year-old Kentucky woman who said she didn't know that she was pregnant delivered her newborn son on the floor of her laundry room by herself and even cut the umbilical cord.

Today at 02:41:19 - A woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the house and took her parrot.

Today at 02:34:38 - It sounds fishy but a New York City pet shop owner says it's true.

Today at 02:15:55 - Breast milk cheese, anyone? A Manhattan chef has posted a recipe on his blog for what he calls "My spouse's mommy milk cheese."

Today at 16:12:12 - Jessica Simpson is going to give fans insight on "The Price of Beauty" with her new reality show set to premiere on VH1 next week. But luckily for her fans, the price of her new song is free. She's gi ...

Today at 16:05:30 - A 33-year-old middle school teacher is being accused of having sex with a teenage male student over a six-month period. The woman is being charged with four counts of unlawful sex with a person under ...

Today at 15:12:26 - People who are allergic to polyurethane might have an unpleasant experience if they shop at a big box store because many of the products there contain that substance. - (AHN)

Today at 15:03:25 - The World Bank on Wednesday approved its first loans for Kosovo. The former Serbian province that declared its independence two years ago is working to gain international recognition. - (AHN)

Today at 14:42:27 - It looks as if Disney's latest yearly promotion has lasted no more than 2 months. Disney has ended its "Give a Day, Get a Disney Day" promotion after reaching its goal of 1 million volunteers. - (AHN ...

Today at 15:17:42 - Burmese python on the loose on council estate, dead starlings fall out of sky, and road sign warns motorists to beware drunk pedestrians

09/03/2010 at 15:53:19 - German ailments blamed on the weather, the stolen corpse of an ex-president, and Japan's phantom kangaroos

08/03/2010 at 21:21:05 - Nazis tried to infiltrate Boy Scouts, Virgin Mary icon weeps oil, plus "chupacabra" captured alive

05/03/2010 at 16:03:28 - Organic molecules found in Orion Nebula, pigeons better at probability estimates than humans, plus exploding toilet injures policeman

04/03/2010 at 17:28:53 - Scientists say Chile quake didn't shift Earth on its axis, exorcist arrested for attacking trees, plus bottled ghosts for sale

Today at 13:32:00 - Human remains have been discovered at a Hobart school.

Today at 08:20:00 - A man who held up 16,000 passengers by breaching airport security to kiss his girlfriend has avoided a jail sentence.

09/03/2010 at 15:46:00 - Germany's largest fishing vessel will leave the Netherlands this week, towed by a giant kite harnessing trade winds for South America that will help cut its fuel consumption by up to a third.

08/03/2010 at 01:00:00 - Switzerland has voted against assigning lawyers to defend animals in court cases.

04/03/2010 at 02:29:00 - Greece has urged citizens to make charity contributions into a national fund in support of Government efforts to deal with a fiscal crisis.

04/03/2010 at 00:28:00 - In the United States an investigation is taking place into how a child was allowed to direct air traffic at New York's JFK airport, under an adult's supervision.

Today at 12:58:53 - Wednesday, March 10, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: I just read an absurd article which suggested that an 18 percent tax on pizza and soda can push down U.S. adults' calorie intake enough to lower th ...

06/03/2010 at 12:53:17 - Saturday, March 6, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is something to think about. I recently read about a guy named Lindsey Williams who wrote a book called ‘The Energy Non-Crisis' in which h ...

03/03/2010 at 13:01:01 - Wednesday, March 3, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Of all the things you could possibly want at your wedding when money is no object; a 24 piece orchestra, a champagne fountain at every table, a life ...

27/02/2010 at 13:01:16 - Saturday, February 27, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: There can be only one…crazy mother running up and down the halls of an elementary school swinging a sword. At least in Tennessee. Other sta ...

24/02/2010 at 12:56:16 - Wednesday, February 24, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is why it is important to be very careful about who you leave your kids with. Unless, of course, you're look- ing to have them sold, and ev ...

Today at 05:35:26 - COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- Police in northern Idaho arrested a robber accused of demanding a controlled drug from a pharmacy, then throwing cash on the counter before fleeing. Kootenai County Sh ...

Today at 01:39:38 - HARRODSBURG, Ky. (AP) -- A 32-year-old Kentucky woman who said she didn't know that she was pregnant delivered her newborn son on the floor of her laundry room by herself and even cut the umbilica ...

Today at 00:31:41 - NEW YORK (AP) -- It sounds fishy but a New York City pet shop owner says it's true. Buttkiss, the black pacu he owns, is 43 and weighs 20 pounds. A pacu is a breed that's related to the piranha. S ...

Today at 00:28:20 - NEW YORK (AP) -- Breast milk cheese, anyone? A Manhattan chef has posted a recipe on his blog for what he calls "My spouse's mommy milk cheese." Daniel Angerer co-owns Klee Brasserie with his wife ...

09/03/2010 at 17:43:18 - PITTSBURGH (AP) -- A Pittsburgh-area woman is suing Bank of America, claiming it wrongfully repossessed her home and saying that a bank contractor trashed the house and took her parrot....

Today at 02:35:15 - At least one channel thought to have been carved by water was actually built by lava flows, according to a new study of Martian surface features.

Today at 02:33:30 - For 4,500 years in what is now Mexico, decomposing bodies were pulled apart and reburied, according to what may be the first evidence for ritual "double burials."

Today at 02:23:21 - It turns out evidence for water on the moon was right under our noses all along, according to new studies of rocks retrieved by Apollo astronauts.

Today at 00:40:24 - See exclusive views of tsunami-tossed boats, a collapsed bridge, and a crumbled cliff-scenes of the devastating toll of the February 27 Chile earthquake.

08/03/2010 at 23:31:54 - With its 2010 Oscar win for best documentary, the movie The Cove has reignited debate over annual dolphin hunts in Taiji, Japan.

Today at 00:17:00 - Daniel Angerer co-owns Klee Brasserie with his wife Lori Mason. A photo on his blog features the cheese encrusted with maple caramelized pumpkin and Concord grapes.

09/03/2010 at 18:30:00 - The lawsuit says she eventually regained possession of the bird, named Luke, after repeated phone calls to the bank.

09/03/2010 at 01:01:00 - Old Baldy was considered a Union hero after surviving the battles of Antietam and Gettysburg, and soldiering on after being shot in battle many times.

08/03/2010 at 18:44:00 - Court papers say that on Jan. 19, the girl went to use her bathroom but saw the man in there.

05/03/2010 at 15:49:00 - The man, dubbed the “Frugal Felon” by the FBI, robbed the First Convenience Bank inside a Kroger grocery store in the 12600 block of Woodforest about noon Thursday, authorities said.

09/03/2010 at 15:58:51 - A CHEF at a trendy New York bistro is letting diners munch on fig and paprika cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

09/03/2010 at 00:54:12 - A WOMAN crashed her car after giving her ex-hubby the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

08/03/2010 at 05:10:42 - A WOMAN phones police about "suspicious noises" in her flat, but is quite embarrassed when officers find the source.

07/03/2010 at 11:11:40 - AS the snow finally melts in the US capital, the cleared streets are revealing a nasty minefield.

06/03/2010 at 01:34:15 - A YOUTH'S been arrested for listening in his car to what police deem offensive rap music.

04/03/2010 at 02:35:11 - POLICE hold three men who vandalised 100 homes in an attempt to get on news bulletins.

03/03/2010 at 21:23:01 - MARIA Alaimo wanted a breast augmentation, not a breast duplication.

09/03/2010 at 08:01:00 - A boy faces court accused of taking his mother's car on a 80-kilometre joy ride, then crashing.

09/03/2010 at 08:00:00 - A giant "Wellywood" sign is on the cards for New Zealand's capital.

09/03/2010 at 01:05:00 - Police urged people to log on to YouTube to help them catch a driver who did a burn-out in Adelaide.

08/03/2010 at 18:09:00 - It may seem odd, but the locals swear it is true. People in a Japanese mountain region have reported a number of kangaroo sightings, and journalists are now trying to stalk the marsupials.

04/03/2010 at 00:00:00 - A cash-strapped village in eastern Germany has put its many potholes up for sale in a novel effort to finance the repair of its crumbling roads, the mayor said.

02/03/2010 at 18:06:00 - German police have detained a nightclub reveller they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car.

07/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - Straight lines may do the trick on level ground, but zigzags work best on a slope.

07/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - Not everything about these magical stories are limited to the imagination.

07/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - Scientists have caught rat whisker signals on video.

07/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - Freezing point of water changes with an electric charge.

04/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - Humans lie, cheat and steal, gossip, bully and kill. Why we do these and other destructive things.

04/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - Vampires are very popular in books and movies, but are they real?

04/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - You will laugh at this one!

04/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - AskMen.com's top 99 most desirable women is in!

04/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - Authorities say a central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unplugging his video game system.

04/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - A man in New York state is facing charges after throwing a cat at his wife during an argument.

04/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialed 9-1-1 and brought police to dad's marijuana grow operat ...

04/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - A naked burglar was caught after getting stuck in a supermarket chimney.

04/03/2010 at 04:21:02 - It began with a parked car. Then the front window of a business. Then a fence. And, finally, a tree.

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19/12/2009 at 21:10:36 - Forget the plastic icicles, brightly colored balls and tinsel.

14/12/2009 at 07:05:59 - Australian and Chinese officials urged two bamboo-munching giant pandas, Wang Wang and Funi, on Sunday to consider reproducing during their 10-year residency Down Under.

08/12/2009 at 03:59:04 - A Texas homeowner who adorned his front lawn with Michelangelo's "David" as a scantily clad Santa got more than just jolly laughs from his neighbors. Barry McBee said he was aiming to make people chuc ...

04/12/2009 at 00:47:43 - Officials evacuate a Georgia mall after a man dressed in an elf suit tells a mall Santa that he's carrying dynamite, according to authorities. No explosives are found, but 45-year-old William C. Caldw ...

02/12/2009 at 18:35:14 - Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was s ...

24/02/2010 at 16:01:00 - A dog has become 'mum' to two tiger cubs after they were rejected at birth.

18/02/2010 at 04:01:00 - Tory bogeyman Michael Howard was involved in an alien mystery yesterday when files revealed there was a UFO over his house.

17/02/2010 at 16:00:00 - Cats, crocs and bears feature in this dangerous video round-up

08/02/2010 at 17:51:00 - Barack Obama has labelled the massive snowfall on America's east coast Snowmageddon - and this weather forecaster sounds like he believes it really is the end of the world.

26/01/2010 at 04:00:00 - A beekeeper passed out after being stung...and woke up in a pitch-black closed coffin.